Cellular networks connect nearly every human on the planet; they consequently have visibility into location data and voice, SMS, and data contacts and communications. Such near-universal visibility represents a significant threat to the privacy of mobile subscribers. In 5G networks, end-user mobile device manufacturers assign a Permanent Equipment Identifier (PEI) to every new device. Mobile operators legitimately use the PEI to blocklist stolen devices from the network to discourage device theft, but the static PEI also provides a mechanism to uniquely identify and track subscribers. Advertisers and data brokers have also historically abused the PEI for data fusion of location and analytics data, including private data sold by cellular providers.