We introduce Soft Anisotropic Diagrams (SAD), an explicit and differentiable image representation parameterized by a set of adaptive sites in the image plane. In SAD, each site specifies an anisotropic metric and an additively weighted distance score, and we compute pixel colors as a softmax blend over a small per-pixel top- K subset of sites. We induce a soft anisotropic additively weighted Voronoi partition (i.e., an Apollonius diagram) with learnable persite temperatures, preserving informative gradients while allowing clear, content-aligned boundaries and explicit ownership. Such a formulation enables efficient rendering by maintaining a per-query top- K map that approximates nearest neighbors under the same shading score, allowing GPU-friendly, fixed-size local computation. We update this list using our top- K propagation scheme inspired by jump flooding, augmented with stochastic injection to provide probabilistic global coverage. Training follows a GPU-first pipeline with gradient-weighted initialization, Adam optimization, and adaptive budget control through densification and pruning. Across standard benchmarks, SAD consistently outperforms Image-GS and Instant-NGP at matched bitrate. On Kodak, SAD reaches 46.0 dB PSNR with 2.2 s encoding time (vs. 28s for Image-GS), and delivers 4–19× end-to-end training speedups over state-of-the-art baselines. We demonstrate the effectiveness of SAD by showcasing the seamless integration with differentiable pipelines for forward and inverse problems, efficiency of fast random access, and compact storage. You can find the code here: https://luckyiyi.github.io/SAD.